MEXICAN X FLASHERS 4 JESUS

This was on my doorstep the other day, i'm sorry i missed him:


3 YEARS FOR KISSING TEEN GIRL, SUCKS

Monster Jam

this Monster.com commercial made me LOL like cray:

i think i saw this dude working the AmAppy in EkoPrk. i'd let him tickle my ivory.

Curious Case of Forest Gump

something seemed scandalously shitty about Benjamin Button, the people at Funny or Die figured it out:

The Curious Case of Forrest Gump - watch more funny videos

It's Supposed to Bubble

we've all been moved to dig in our beer-bottle-pockets to satisfy our champagne tastes by Birdman and Lil' Wayne's Poppin Bottles and Oasis' Champagne Supernova, here's some other inspired songs about that fancy soda:

It just be like that sometimes.

UGK - It's Supposed to Bubble


Little Shawn - Dom Perignon

AUTOTUNE ABUSE ALERT:

(pretend Ron Browz isn't in it and you've got a jam)
Jim Jones - Pop Champagne (Feat. Ron Browz & Juelz Santana)


Muddy Waters - Champagne and Reefer

I Heart Lyla Garrity

Remember how Phoebe Cates inspired a generation of acid-washed tent-pitching?

Minka Kelly (Lyla Garrity on Friday Night Lights, my new favorite show) has me tossing up so many denim-teepees I've got my own Hooverville. (She reminds me of that freshman pole vaulter at Cal Alison Stokke):


TOTALLY.

HOW I FEEL INSIDE

courtesy of schmuel

Twitter

I've been doing it on twitter lately. I'm sorry for all the slow posts on Beezies and Bankrolls.

Follow ME!
twitter.com/misterwheeler

M.O.S.S.

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Fish and Spaghetti

Skip Bayless vs. Lil Wayne

Wheezy was on ESPN's 1st and 10. This youtube is kinda fucked, you gotta just listen, you can't really watch. I haven't seen a video in a long time of a sober wayne. So soft spoken, so sensual.

Banger

Bangers - Baby Let Me Bang Your Box

BALLIN'

DOE.N.REEZY- I must be ballin' from Colin Tilley DIRECTOR on Vimeo.

Sexual

Lady Liberty

I've always liked tall babes, I guess that's one reason I find the Statue of Liberty so erotic. The robe, the flaming ice-cream cone, the lack of pupils-- I'm weary for her.

Joan as Police Woman - Eternal Flame

XTC - Statue of Liberty