Mythblazers

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Vagina Abuse

Front booty abuse is one of my pastimes, but are these young girls ruining future generations by hurting their reproductive holes? I'll have to do some investigation of my own this weekend.









Thanks for the links Doyle. Watching this vagina abuse was very empowering. It makes me feel great being a MAN in 2k9.

Sore Throat

I love it when a girl tells me I gave her a sore throat. It feels like such an accomplishment. Even if it was only strep.

Nigella's XXXmas

Cooking is quickly becoming my favorite hobby. Not because I like cooking but it's fun getting fat and cooking shows are so erotic. I constantly pop boners watching Food Network. I'm starting to learn that the real action is on British cooking shows. Check out how sexy Nigella Lawson is.



Rachael Ray Gives Me A Stiffy
Aria Giovanni in the Kitchen

In Case You're Sleeping

This is how I'm living.


Really Check out the whole tape.

BITCH I GO VOL. 1

I guess I've been a little faulty checking my email, I'm a couple days late with this. I highly recommend this tape. GAS.

ROACH GIGZ AND LIL 4TAY: B!TCH I GO VOL.1
HOSTED BY MISTAH FAB

CLICK HERE CLICK HERE CLICK HERE

"Bay Area rappers Roach Gigz and Lil 4Tay collaborate to form the group B.I.G. (Bitch I Go). This is a "turf tape" compilation of released and unreleased original tracks they have recorded over the past two years. It includes the song "Git It" and "YOY" which have both received considerable play on Bay Area Clear Channel Radio Stations 106 KMEL and WILD 949. Their debut album titled "M.A.N.G.O." is scheduled to be released in 2009.
credits

released 16 December 2008

Production by SWERVE, Roach Gigz, Doc Dolla, Reggie Reg, Fonz (Mobb Fam), and Jay Ant (Diligentz)

All songs written and performed by Roach Gigz and Lil 4Tay

Hosted by Mistah Fab"

Real hot. Check out Roach Gigz myspace to hear some next level astroplane stuff.

Milli

I feel really uncomfortable making jokes about Asians.

Throwback

Drama - Left Right Left

Eff Food Network

Rachael Ray has nothing on Aria Giovanni in the kitchen.... or in the rack.

Nancy in Sugar Town

Obviously we know Nancy Sinatra's boots did lots of sexy things:

"These Boots Were Made For Walking"

But Nancy also F'd with an S-load of MAD MAD COLA:

RC Cola Ad

When you're a total babe, you don't have to buy your own drugs. This song is about Nancy's sugar daddy (Lee Hazlewood prolly) buying her hella drugs (she put so much candy up her nose they called her Olivia Twist):

Nancy Sinatra - Who Will Buy?
"I'm so high, I swear I could fly / me oh my I don't want to lose it"

When you spend all your money on cocaine and have to live in the woods, but you don't care because you're high as F, it's called living in Sugar Town:

"Sugar Town"

And when you're on an epic coke bender, you inevitably do something stupid like getting married:

Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra - Jackson
(When you have a sweet mustache you can pretty much beat the shit out of women and they love it)

If you haven't heard a lot of Nancy Sinatra, you should check out The Essential Nancy Sinatra, she's got some legit jammies (I'm knocking The Highway Song nonstop right now).