Friday, October 3, 2008

Rachael Ray Gives Me a Stiffy

If I worked from home, I would spend all day tugging it to daytime television and never get anything done. Thank god for Tivo.

I would really like to wife Rachael Ray. I know this might not be a very popular view, but god damn I know she would be so giving. Have you ever heard her moan after tasting some beef tartare? Or seen her suck the cream out of a cannoli? It's so sensual.