Wednesday, July 2, 2008

How Dead is Hyphy?

Fucking Pathetic.




Oh Shit!











My Pants Are Tight, and My Scarf Game is Out of Control



CSS - Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above



CSS - Music is My Hot, Hot Sex




CSS - Alala


P.S. Ebony Bones can get my Ivory Boner as long as i don't have to listen to her music.

Finially!

...the huuuurb has come around



Collie Buddz

Sonny Lester Orchestra

The following is from Jillian:

Sonny lester made albums like "learn to strip for your lover" that sold super fast in the 60s and came with how-to books. The music is super fun.

Newspaper coverage of a woman who was caught shoplifting a copy from the record section at Macy's helped build the record's notoriety. How many husbands actually succeeded in convincing their wives to follow the enclosed instructions and perform forbidden dances in the living room (or the rumpus room) is unknown, but the success of the first album lead Roulette to release five more in its wake.





Look at that beez do her thing to the "Orchestra". This is a lesson for you boys in this upcoming weekend. Step your god damn game up. If you want to get a classy broad to do some sleezy things, follow my lead. God Damn It.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Dance Moves for the Long Weekend

Do your homework.







BEEZERS

Andy referred me to Page 3 (NSFW). Hella boob pictures, you can tell they're British, because they all have their mouths closed (yukmouf). I'm not mad at boobs but I'd rather spend my time perving out to some



BIG BOOTY HOES making their Tootsie Roll or Shaking their Booty Meat



Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings

I've been a long time touter of Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings. Sharon Jones was a sessions singer in the 70's and you've heard the Dap-Kings on tour and in the studio backing Amy Winehouse (don't do crack). I highly recommend picking up "Naturally" if you can.



100 Days 100 Nights



This Land is Your Land



How Long

More Birdman JR

I've had the retail release of the Carter 3 on repeat for the past 3 weeks, but I have to say that the best "Carter 3" songs weren't actually released on the album.

For example:



I Feel Like Dying



The sample he used... and is getting grief from the hippy South African

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