Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Calabria
Natasja died in a car accident a little over a year ago.
I can't get enough of this song. I stay up all night waiting for the Target commercial, just to hear this song and wiggle my butt muscles. God damn is the music video more erotic than the commercial.
Natasja - Calabria
"Player Hater" started in Richmond, CA but they're saying it in Denmark. That's pretty cool. Filthy Phil would be proud.
I can't get enough of this song. I stay up all night waiting for the Target commercial, just to hear this song and wiggle my butt muscles. God damn is the music video more erotic than the commercial.
Natasja - Calabria
"Player Hater" started in Richmond, CA but they're saying it in Denmark. That's pretty cool. Filthy Phil would be proud.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Dallas - Live Large. Think Big.
The Dallas rap scene is about to blow up. I've been trying to tell you.
Big Tuck - Southside Da Realist
Big Tuck, Fat B - Not a Stain on Me
Tum Tum - Caprice Muzik
Tum Tum - The Anthem
I told you about Big Chief back on the More Dallas Rap post
Big Chief - Use To It
More Dallas
Halle Berry
Big Tuck - Southside Da Realist
Big Tuck, Fat B - Not a Stain on Me
Tum Tum - Caprice Muzik
Tum Tum - The Anthem
I told you about Big Chief back on the More Dallas Rap post
Big Chief - Use To It
More Dallas
Halle Berry
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
I Know MY Chicken
Cibo Matto - Know Your Chicken
Start them arms to flappin:
Rufus Thomas - The Funky Chicken
To find out more about your chicken, see previous chicken-related posts posts:
FRY THAT CHICKEN!
JERK THAT COCK!
Monday, August 25, 2008
TOOT TOOT!
Everyone is jumping on the Paper Planes late boat.
T.I., Kanye West, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne - Swagger Like Us (Click the Link, Download the MP3)
"can't wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don't fit"
Still think team knock has the best swagger song right now...
!!!CHK CHK CHK Apple Martini and Lube
Senor Wheeler and i went down to the sunset junction street festival yesterday to check out buff hairless shirtless bears and hipsters eating funnel cakes (careful boyz, you won't fit in those skinny jeanz 4ever lol!). then we rode the zipper. then !!! (chk chk chk) came out on stage and got the party started. their lead singer had some amazing dance moves and looked exactly like Terry from Reno 911!
here's some footage of how he was dancing (yesterday his hair was shorter, so he looked really a lot like terry):
!!! (Chk Chk Chk)-All My Heroes Are Weirdos-Lollapalooza '07
Reno 911! Miami - Terry
here's some footage of how he was dancing (yesterday his hair was shorter, so he looked really a lot like terry):
!!! (Chk Chk Chk)-All My Heroes Are Weirdos-Lollapalooza '07
Reno 911! Miami - Terry
Teen Drinking Is Very Bad
Remember how fun this song was? If you didn't like this song, I think it reflects poorly on your ability to kick it.
J-Kwon - Tipsy
P.S. I miss house parties.
J-Kwon - Tipsy
P.S. I miss house parties.
Hamsterdam
Snoop (Felicia Pearson) from the Wire was arrested in real life last week for having a couple cigars filled with "loose plant material". Looks like Snoop doesn't want to testify in a murder case.
Snoop is in at least three Rick Ross videos which i find funny. He gets actors to portray gangsters in his music videos. What's funny is these "actors" are more grimey then he really is. Rappers = Actors.
Speaking of Baltimore, check out "Beautiful Bitches" by Diablo. For my delicate little ears this is way more pleasing than any of that Hands Up Thumbs Down spastic b-more club music. Really.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
"Shake It 'til My Dick Turns Racist"
DIRTY DIRTY ELECTRO RAP, that's how I would describe Spank Rock's music:
(not suitable for minors with square parents or viewing at work)
Spank Rock - Backyard Betty (unofficial video)
Spank Rock and Benny Blanco are: Bangers & Cash - "Loose" feat. Amanda Blank
Spank Rock & Benny Blanco - B.O.O.T.A.Y
(not suitable for minors with square parents or viewing at work)
Spank Rock - Backyard Betty (unofficial video)
Spank Rock and Benny Blanco are: Bangers & Cash - "Loose" feat. Amanda Blank
Spank Rock & Benny Blanco - B.O.O.T.A.Y
Friday, August 22, 2008
Wake It Up Video Preview
40's head is way too big for those short-ass locks.
Those things have a long ways to go to get to his shoulders.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
WHOOTY
a white girl with hella booty = WHOOTY
usually i jock tracks mr. collipark's involved in. This track is not one of theose times.
The video below however is on some next level work from the lord.
i really commend Edubb for his humanitarian work, not only bring the races together... but also encouraging the freaks to come out on youtube
usually i jock tracks mr. collipark's involved in. This track is not one of theose times.
The video below however is on some next level work from the lord.
i really commend Edubb for his humanitarian work, not only bring the races together... but also encouraging the freaks to come out on youtube
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
ME GUSTA
ME GUSTA are a couple tight jean producers from San Jose that i gusta. check out Remixtape Vol. 1 (zshare) and their myspace. Right now i would gusta some cold horchata and a foot rub.
Still High From Yesterday?
I hope you guys are all still high on yourselves!
Don't let Bruce bring you down!
Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down
(peep the neon glowing hot-dog. i've actually seen this when i was high.)
here's a really non-interesting factoid about the song from WIKIPEDIA:
"A common mondegreen [a mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase] in the song is the perception that, following the title line, Jeff Lynne shouts "Bruce!" . However, according to liner notes, he is actually saying a made-up word "Groos". This is similar to a German word for "greeting", Gruß possibly referring to the Bavarian greeting Grüß Gott the group would have heard while recording the album in Munich. However, after the song's release, so many people had misinterpreted the word as Bruce that the band actually changed the lyrics and began to sing the word as Bruce."
FUCK YOU BRUCE!
Don't let Bruce bring you down!
Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down
(peep the neon glowing hot-dog. i've actually seen this when i was high.)
here's a really non-interesting factoid about the song from WIKIPEDIA:
"A common mondegreen [a mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase] in the song is the perception that, following the title line, Jeff Lynne shouts "Bruce!" . However, according to liner notes, he is actually saying a made-up word "Groos". This is similar to a German word for "greeting", Gruß possibly referring to the Bavarian greeting Grüß Gott the group would have heard while recording the album in Munich. However, after the song's release, so many people had misinterpreted the word as Bruce that the band actually changed the lyrics and began to sing the word as Bruce."
FUCK YOU BRUCE!
Panty, Toilet, Dirty Devil
What i'm listening to today.
Tom Tom Club - Wordy Rappinghood
Toni Basil - Be Stiff (Devo Cover)
Herbie Hancock - Rockit
Tom Tom Club - Wordy Rappinghood
Toni Basil - Be Stiff (Devo Cover)
Herbie Hancock - Rockit
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Get High On Yourself
Back in the 80's film producer Robert Evans got busted trying to buy a ton of coke. So the feds made him produce a bunch of anti-drug shows. He came up with the brilliant theme "Get High On Yourself." Check out all the celebrity cupcaking:
GET HIGH ON YOURSELF!
After repeated attempts to smoke my own fingers, I was in so much pain I needed a fat doomdoom and an eightball to kill the pain. Certainly I think "Get Yourself High" is much wiser advice:
Chemical Brothers feat K-OS - Get Yourself High
In Taiwan, they also get high, apparently partaking in wild keytar-solo-fueled coke benders at abandoned skate parks:
F.I.R - Get High
GET HIGH ON YOURSELF!
After repeated attempts to smoke my own fingers, I was in so much pain I needed a fat doomdoom and an eightball to kill the pain. Certainly I think "Get Yourself High" is much wiser advice:
Chemical Brothers feat K-OS - Get Yourself High
In Taiwan, they also get high, apparently partaking in wild keytar-solo-fueled coke benders at abandoned skate parks:
F.I.R - Get High
Monday, August 18, 2008
Fuck Action 50
OG Ron C is one of the founders of Swishahouse. His F-Action mixtape series is legendary *cough*maybebecauseilostmyvirginitytooneofthemixtapes*cough* Get caught up on what you've been missing. It looks like volume 51 just came out.
CD1
01 Alicia Keys - Like You Neva See 07:33
02 J Holiday - Suffocate 04:37
03 Mary J Blidge - Feel Like A Women 05:57
04 Neyo - Addicted 04:43
05 Keyisha Cole - I Remember 05:39
06 Lloyd - Players Pray 05:30
07 Musiq Soulchild - Teach Me 05:25
08 R. Kelly - Zoo 04:26
09 The Dream - Falsetto 06:13
10 J Holiday - To Bed (Remix) 04:43
11 Justin Timberlake - Until the End of Time 07:48
12 One Republic - Apologize 03:44
13 Raheen Devaughn - Customer 04:56
14 Og Ron C - Gizzle Moment 01:15
15 Unknown - Never 05:25
16 Chris Brown - With You 01:50
CD2
01 Usher Young Jeezy - Love in the Club 05:37
02 Plies T Pain - Shawty (Remix) 05:15
03 Lil Wayne - Prostitute Fling 07:36
04 Pitbull Lloyd - Secret Admirer 04:13
05 Soulja Bog - Soulja Girl 03:58
06 The Dream - Shawty is A Ten 06:21
07 Gucci Mane Ludacris - Freaky Girl (Remix) 04:25
08 Omarion Lil Bow Wow - Girlfreind 06:34
09 Unknown - Suga Factory 04:50
10 Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss 05:23
11 Jokaman Quante - She Nasty 02:55
12 Fat Pimp - Rack Daddy 04:48
13 Hurricane Chris Boxie - Playas Rock 03:56
14 Og Ron C - Goodbye 04:27
CD3
01 Coline - Give and Take 04:43
02 Reggie Jamz - Too Late 04:08
03 Carmen Sandiego - Iz U with it 04:01
04 Dymond - Oh Why 05:32
05 Travdria Joey N - Let Me Munch U 06:59
06 Passion - How Could U 05:02
07 Coline - U Changed 04:15
08 Shei Atkins - Cant Live Without U 05:53
09 C - Mo-First Time We Made Love 04:52
10 Tye - Undressed Me 04:37
11 Jiggalo - Breath in Breath Out 05:39
12 Dallas Lil Flip - Mr Freak Show 06:08
13 Xx Zotic Pimp C - Caught Up 05:22
14 Gemini - Hypnotize 04:23
15 Og Ron C - Gizzle Moment 01:43
16 Marcellis - Jazzy 04:10
CD4
01 John Mayer - Your Body is A Wonderland 05:49
02 James Blunt - Your Beautiful 03:52
03 Fort Minor - Whered You Go 03:59
04 Panic at the Disco - I Write Songs Not Tragedies 05:36
05 Big Kaila - If Its Alright 05:58
06 Nine Inch Nails - Fuck Me Like an Animal 05:00
07 Big Nik - Freestyle 02:02
08 Matchbox 20 - Sex and Candy 05:08
09 Alanis Morisette - Uninvited 05:58
10 Chamillionaire - Freestyle 00:55
11 Unknown - Runaway 03:43
12 Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why 06:17
13 Panic at the Disco - Build God Then Well Talk 04:28
14 Third Eye Blind - Closing Time 06:16
Total Playtime: 292:3
CD 1
CD 2
CD 3
CD 4
tastless? yes. informative to the youth? definitely!
Pusher
Bun B - Pushin' (Sampled Curtis Mayfield's Keep On Pushing)
Nina Simone - The Pusher (Steppenwolf also covered the song, as seen in Easy Rider)
Curtis Mayfield - Pusherman
On an unrelated note:
Salt'n Pepper - Push It
Remember kids always Push It To the Limit (especially when it comes to butt sex).
...Oh and eff Ice T
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Everyone Loves Stop-Motion
PES - Human Skateboard
THE GOLD STANDARD:
MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Two Wheelin'
If ya'll ain't poppin' wheelies, endos, and bunny hops... you might as well be rollerblading.
Cool Kids - Black Mags
Trunk Boiz - Scraper Bike
Hollywood Holt - Throw a Kit
John Smith - I'm Rollerblading!
DC Talk tour T-shirt cuz God is waitin'!
Cool Kids - Black Mags
Trunk Boiz - Scraper Bike
Hollywood Holt - Throw a Kit
John Smith - I'm Rollerblading!
DC Talk tour T-shirt cuz God is waitin'!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Basketball Jones
wheeler's post:
"3. booty meat
4. campy racism"
got me thinking about this little gem which features George Harrison on the guitar and Billy Preston on the organ:
Cheech & Chong - Basketball Jones feat. Tyrone Shoelaces (1974)
"3. booty meat
4. campy racism"
got me thinking about this little gem which features George Harrison on the guitar and Billy Preston on the organ:
Cheech & Chong - Basketball Jones feat. Tyrone Shoelaces (1974)
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Butts and Beer
There are a couple things that i love in life,
1. beer
2. butt cleavage
3. booty meat
4. campy racism
Finally there is lifestyle destination for individuals like myself.
Don't open this link at work... 40oz Bounce . com
From my investigations i've discovered the site works like this... big butt'd porn stars get malt liquor splashed on their asses... the bounce the dump truck booties about for a bit... and then hardcore doing it.
...i'm not jerking it
Thunderheist - Jerk It
(pretty clever video premise with the rooster)
The secret to achieving that ill na na, is shaving twat
Knitting blankets, licking afro, licking angela davis' head
bonus!
Did you see the video of wrestlers getting pummeled by folding chairs?
1. beer
2. butt cleavage
3. booty meat
4. campy racism
Finally there is lifestyle destination for individuals like myself.
Don't open this link at work... 40oz Bounce . com
From my investigations i've discovered the site works like this... big butt'd porn stars get malt liquor splashed on their asses... the bounce the dump truck booties about for a bit... and then hardcore doing it.
...i'm not jerking it
Thunderheist - Jerk It
(pretty clever video premise with the rooster)
The secret to achieving that ill na na, is shaving twat
Knitting blankets, licking afro, licking angela davis' head
bonus!
Did you see the video of wrestlers getting pummeled by folding chairs?
Hitting Licks
"Old Face 100s, new face 20s. Damn Gucci Mane just took my money. I sold alot pies, I robbed a couple guys. I'm stunt'n like bitch cuz I hit anotha lick"
It's an anthem. Sorry about the "Hood Classic You Bastard!" getting hollered over the track. Shit ass mixtape dj's.
Gucci Mane - Hit Another Lick (The other song is The Hood by Cheru.)
It's an anthem. Sorry about the "Hood Classic You Bastard!" getting hollered over the track. Shit ass mixtape dj's.
Gucci Mane - Hit Another Lick (The other song is The Hood by Cheru.)
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Designer Drugs
Not only does watching Hanna-Barbera cartoons (The Flintstones, Tom and Jerry, The Yogi Bear Show, The Jetsons, Jonny Quest, Scooby-Doo, The Smurfs....) make me want to eat cereal and do drugs, but so do their anti-drug PSA's.
Hanna-Barbera Anti-Drug PSA
Punky Brewster SAYS NO! to Nose Candy... I say no, to over using the word "like".
The Hanna-Barbera PSA reminded me of the Fantastic Planet movie for some reason. This movie always gets me inspired. From Wikipedia:
In English:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Or check it out in French La Planete Sauvage
Hanna-Barbera Anti-Drug PSA
Punky Brewster SAYS NO! to Nose Candy... I say no, to over using the word "like".
The Hanna-Barbera PSA reminded me of the Fantastic Planet movie for some reason. This movie always gets me inspired. From Wikipedia:
Fantastic Planet (French: La Planète sauvage, lit. The Savage Planet) an animated 1973 science fiction film directed by René Laloux. The film was an international production between France and Czechoslovakia and has been distributed in the United States by Roger Corman. It won the special jury prize at the Cannes Film Festival in 1973. The story is based on the novel, Oms en Série, by the French writer Stefan Wul.
In English:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Or check it out in French La Planete Sauvage
Rich Girls Then and Now
Hall & Oates - Rich Girl
Hall and Oates are like, "get a job!" and Gwen is like, "nanananana! whatever!"
Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl
Monday, August 11, 2008
BIRDCALL!
I'm Back!
Neptunes. Wheezy. Birdcalls.
Baby, Clipse - What Happened To That Boy
Other things to check:
Esau Mwamwaya, Santogold, M.I.A., Radioclit - Get It Up.mp3
I'm a little late on this, but if you haven't checked out the Diplo/Santogold mixtape Top Ranking, I highly recommend giving it a listen.
*On a side note. I no longer endorse Pineapple Express as the movie of the century. I actually saw it and was not impressed. Rent Smiley Face instead. If given the oppertunity I'd make Anna Feris' mouth pregnate for sure.
You can watch the whole Smiley Face movie on YouTube; Here's Part 1
R.I.P. Issac Hayes
Walk on By.
Neptunes. Wheezy. Birdcalls.
Baby, Clipse - What Happened To That Boy
Other things to check:
Esau Mwamwaya, Santogold, M.I.A., Radioclit - Get It Up.mp3
I'm a little late on this, but if you haven't checked out the Diplo/Santogold mixtape Top Ranking, I highly recommend giving it a listen.
*On a side note. I no longer endorse Pineapple Express as the movie of the century. I actually saw it and was not impressed. Rent Smiley Face instead. If given the oppertunity I'd make Anna Feris' mouth pregnate for sure.
You can watch the whole Smiley Face movie on YouTube; Here's Part 1
R.I.P. Issac Hayes
Walk on By.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
PART 7: ANTARCTICA'S BITTER END
Other than having the coolest name of any continent, Antarctica totally sucks.
It's hella cold and these guys are the only form of live entertainment:
Nunatak - How Many People
How Many People would actually listen to your music if you weren't scientists floating around on the frozen butthole of the world? 0.
can you imagine total isolation on ice with these douchebags:
Rob and Jim's arthouse music video
KILL ME NOW.
and that's it for the BEEZIES AND BANKROLLS SO INTERNATIONAL WORLD TOUR.
listen to this while reminiscing about all the fun times we shared:
They Might Be Giants - End of the Tour
It's hella cold and these guys are the only form of live entertainment:
Nunatak - How Many People
How Many People would actually listen to your music if you weren't scientists floating around on the frozen butthole of the world? 0.
can you imagine total isolation on ice with these douchebags:
Rob and Jim's arthouse music video
KILL ME NOW.
and that's it for the BEEZIES AND BANKROLLS SO INTERNATIONAL WORLD TOUR.
listen to this while reminiscing about all the fun times we shared:
They Might Be Giants - End of the Tour
Saturday, August 9, 2008
PART 6: THAT CUNT JUST LUNCH-CUT MY BLOOMIN' ONION!
i was tossing back a couple onion blooms last night at the outback steakhouse when i ran into my australian mate andrew le guier and he said a bunch of stuff to me about lunch cutters and wee dingo buggers and shit like that i think... i couldn't understand a damn word he was saying:
Austen Tayshus - Australiana 1983
after a few giant cans of fosters the language barrier didn't matter so much, so we ordered another couple onion blooms (for dessert) and a round to wash 'em down, but they had run out of beer! there's really nothing worse than an outback with no beer:
Slim Dusty - Pub With No Beer
and now it's saturday, i'm full of fried onion and i feel like a million bucks! here's a song about saturdays by Melbourne electro-poppers Cut Copy. coincidence? yes.
Cut Copy - Saturdays
on an unrelated note, does anybody else want to F the S out of that little Travelocity gnome?
Austen Tayshus - Australiana 1983
after a few giant cans of fosters the language barrier didn't matter so much, so we ordered another couple onion blooms (for dessert) and a round to wash 'em down, but they had run out of beer! there's really nothing worse than an outback with no beer:
Slim Dusty - Pub With No Beer
and now it's saturday, i'm full of fried onion and i feel like a million bucks! here's a song about saturdays by Melbourne electro-poppers Cut Copy. coincidence? yes.
Cut Copy - Saturdays
on an unrelated note, does anybody else want to F the S out of that little Travelocity gnome?
Friday, August 8, 2008
PART 5: THE YOUTH IN ASIA
THE OLYMPICS START TODAY!!! BANG YOUR GONGS!!! AND THE DATE IS 08-08-08 SO IF YOU BELIEVE IN NUMBERS YOU'RE PROBABLY PULLING OUT YOUR EYELASHES ONE BY ONE AND MAKING WISHES LIKE CRAZY!!! EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT!!! EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!! HEY!!! CHECK IT OUT!!! BEEZIES AND BANKROLLS EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THE OPENING CEREMONY IN BEJING:
BEEZIES AND BANKROLLS EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THE OPENING CEREMONY IN BEJING 080808!!!
Mao! So much happy i herniated my big intestine. i need slip careful to anus hospital:
Chinglish - Lost In Translation (CNN) "Take the anus out of the anus hospital."
weng weng, i love you my weng weng:
WENG WENG - Only 2 foot '9 inches tall, Weng Weng fights crime in the Phillippines as Agent 00. Track by THE CHUDS
Experts on the finer points of Asian culture, Dirty Sanchez:
Dirty Sanchez - Youth In Asia
BEEZIES AND BANKROLLS EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE OF THE OPENING CEREMONY IN BEJING 080808!!!
Mao! So much happy i herniated my big intestine. i need slip careful to anus hospital:
Chinglish - Lost In Translation (CNN) "Take the anus out of the anus hospital."
weng weng, i love you my weng weng:
WENG WENG - Only 2 foot '9 inches tall, Weng Weng fights crime in the Phillippines as Agent 00. Track by THE CHUDS
Experts on the finer points of Asian culture, Dirty Sanchez:
Dirty Sanchez - Youth In Asia
Thursday, August 7, 2008
EUROPE DANCE DANCE LE FREAKY DANCE DANCE SMOOTH!
by now if you don't know what TECKTONIK is, you're probably busy leading a boring, but domestically fulfilling heterosexual lifestyle.
TECKTONIK is the latest French mega hot dance craze and it's got my underwear all sweaty!
so pump up your shoes and let's dance:
Yelle - "A Cause des Garçons" Remix
This is more or less what me and my friends do on Sundays after choir (and mimosas! holler!).
HOLD UP.
you don't you know how get le freaky?
it's OK, take some time to learn the moves:
Apprentissage Tecktonik 1
keep dancing y'all!
TECKTONIK is the latest French mega hot dance craze and it's got my underwear all sweaty!
so pump up your shoes and let's dance:
Yelle - "A Cause des Garçons" Remix
This is more or less what me and my friends do on Sundays after choir (and mimosas! holler!).
HOLD UP.
you don't you know how get le freaky?
it's OK, take some time to learn the moves:
Apprentissage Tecktonik 1
keep dancing y'all!
PART 4: EUROPEAN ROBOTS
Greetings from the Dark Continent!
Not a lot going on over here, this video pretty much sums things up as far as European culture goes.
Everyone has great posture!
BTW: have you heard the one about Ima Peein?
Not a lot going on over here, this video pretty much sums things up as far as European culture goes.
Everyone has great posture!
BTW: have you heard the one about Ima Peein?
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
PART 3.5: THE AFRO-FUNK EXPERIENCE
We can't talk about Africa without mentioning its deep musical roots. I included here a brief selection of some of the FUNKY sounds of Africa. You could dedicate a single blog to Africa's afro-beat catalog, but I'll look into that in the future. In the meantime, enjoy some of Africa's FUNKY FUNKY sounds....
Marijata - No Condition is Permanent
Super Eagles - Love's A Real Thing
Geraldo Pino - Power to the People
Plunky & The Oneness of JuJu - Every Way Buy Loose
ENJOY!
Marijata - No Condition is Permanent
Super Eagles - Love's A Real Thing
Geraldo Pino - Power to the People
Plunky & The Oneness of JuJu - Every Way Buy Loose
ENJOY!
PART 3: AFRICA SMELLS GOOD
Africa is a big and diverse place, there are eagles and lions and elephants and sand-dunes, and nobody knows it better than Enya:
Enya - Storms in Africa
Have you ever seen that movie Elf? Sometimes retards are born in places where they don't fit in, but people try their best to make them feel not retarded, and Africa is no different:
Masai Dance Troop featuring Jay-cup
I'm a fan of your stew and pounded yam
I like to eat your fufu with my hands
Naija Boyz (O' & Teju) - African Remix of Lollipop
This is a song called Melle Tu Sens Bon (You Smell Good):
Dr.Sakis - Melle Tu Sens Bon
Check out Sakis other videos for a guy in a Dick Nixon mask trying to holler at a beezy in the park... then they shake it! It's political.
Thanks for the fun Africa! You smell good!
Enya - Storms in Africa
Have you ever seen that movie Elf? Sometimes retards are born in places where they don't fit in, but people try their best to make them feel not retarded, and Africa is no different:
Masai Dance Troop featuring Jay-cup
I'm a fan of your stew and pounded yam
I like to eat your fufu with my hands
Naija Boyz (O' & Teju) - African Remix of Lollipop
This is a song called Melle Tu Sens Bon (You Smell Good):
Dr.Sakis - Melle Tu Sens Bon
Check out Sakis other videos for a guy in a Dick Nixon mask trying to holler at a beezy in the park... then they shake it! It's political.
Thanks for the fun Africa! You smell good!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
PART 2: SOUTH AMERICA TAKE IT AWAY
Ahhh South America, like a mysterious pinata full of cocaine... strap on your blindfold and let's take a baseball bat to this mother:
Immortal Technique - Peruvian Cocaine
now that we're all yay'ed the f up, let's party with some Brazilian Girls, the inventors of the bubble-butt orgy, anti-oxidants... and Shriners?
Brazilian Girls - Don't Stop
wait, DO stop. turns out there's only one girl in the band and she's not Brazilian... hmmm... this South America nut is tough to crack. Maybe a racist imperialist song and dance from 1959 could help clear things up:
Eve Arden - South America, Take It Away (1959)
I feel like I've learned a lot. My nose is bleeding. Tomorrow... AFRICA!
Immortal Technique - Peruvian Cocaine
now that we're all yay'ed the f up, let's party with some Brazilian Girls, the inventors of the bubble-butt orgy, anti-oxidants... and Shriners?
Brazilian Girls - Don't Stop
wait, DO stop. turns out there's only one girl in the band and she's not Brazilian... hmmm... this South America nut is tough to crack. Maybe a racist imperialist song and dance from 1959 could help clear things up:
Eve Arden - South America, Take It Away (1959)
I feel like I've learned a lot. My nose is bleeding. Tomorrow... AFRICA!
Monday, August 4, 2008
Young, Gifted, and Brown...
Woke up this morning and felt like listening to some latin funk/soul heat! Pulled out 2 BATAAN records and thought I would share a few tracks from my days start....
This first track is from Bataan's 1974 album "Salsoul"
Joe Bataan - Latin Strut
The second track is off a more recent album released in 2005 titled "Call My Name". If you don't have this record already, dont sleep!
Joe Bataan - Call My Name
For more Bataan info. visit the official website at joebataan.net
This first track is from Bataan's 1974 album "Salsoul"
Joe Bataan - Latin Strut
The second track is off a more recent album released in 2005 titled "Call My Name". If you don't have this record already, dont sleep!
Joe Bataan - Call My Name
For more Bataan info. visit the official website at joebataan.net
PART 1: NORTH AMERICAN SCUM
Beezies and Bankrolls So International World Tour
To honor the 28 countries that have visited our blog (not sure what took Sweden so long, but to all the ladies in Sweden, yo) we're going to travel around the world in a 7-part continental tour. Gimmicky? Yes. Educational? No. Today we start with the Americas. But first I want B Legit and Tribe to pump you up.
B-Legit - So International
Tribe Called Quest - Award Tour
COUNTRIES THAT ARE STACKING CHALUPAS AND TUCKING IN THEIR MUFFIN TOPS:
1. United States
2. Canada
3. France
4. United Kingdom
5. Germany
6. Netherlands
7. Switzerland
8. Italy
9. Spain
10. Austria
11. Hong Kong
12. Peru
13. Brazil
14. Romania
15. Bahamas
16. Denmark
17. Russia
18. Japan
19. Greece
20. Ukraine
21. Turkey
22. China
23. Mexico
24. Bolivia
25. Argentina
26. Norway
27. Australia
28. Sweden
B-Legit - So International
Tribe Called Quest - Award Tour
COUNTRIES THAT ARE STACKING CHALUPAS AND TUCKING IN THEIR MUFFIN TOPS:
1. United States
2. Canada
3. France
4. United Kingdom
5. Germany
6. Netherlands
7. Switzerland
8. Italy
9. Spain
10. Austria
11. Hong Kong
12. Peru
13. Brazil
14. Romania
15. Bahamas
16. Denmark
17. Russia
18. Japan
19. Greece
20. Ukraine
21. Turkey
22. China
23. Mexico
24. Bolivia
25. Argentina
26. Norway
27. Australia
28. Sweden
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Soothing Sunday
To sooth your hangover...
Velvet Underground - Sunday Morning
and of course, my personal favorite relaxation jam (TURN IT UP!):
Christopher Cross - Sailing
Velvet Underground - Sunday Morning
and of course, my personal favorite relaxation jam (TURN IT UP!):
Christopher Cross - Sailing
Friday, August 1, 2008
Head Games
God Damn does Three 6 Mafia make some catchy songs. Here are two of my favorite fellatio anthems.
Kick back, relax, and enjoy....
Three 6 Mafia - Slob On My Knob
Project Pat, La Chat, Three 6 Mafia - Chicken Head
Kick back, relax, and enjoy....
Three 6 Mafia - Slob On My Knob
Project Pat, La Chat, Three 6 Mafia - Chicken Head
Hmmmmm... Someone Call Spike Lee
courtesy of shmell. (you hear me?)
Ms. Peachez - Fry That Chicken
Ms. Peachez - In The Tub
Ms. Peachez - Fry That Chicken
Ms. Peachez - In The Tub
The Back of Your Head is Ridiculous
Sebastien Tellier - La Ritournelle (the only love song)
RJD2 - Smoke and Mirrors
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