Intense ass shit

Aphex Twin - Window Licker

Nailin Paylin

If you're anything like me, you've been fantasizing about fucking the Caribou Barbie for the past 2 months. Larry Flint has brought us one step closer to realizing our dreams.


Download the first scene from Hustler's Nailin Paylin (Megaupload) (nsfw, duh)

UPDATE: Really great song about boning down with Mz. Palin - Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)

Farting Queen / Funky President

I don't really like to get into politics, but this girl is incredible. She's from San Francsico. She has a ton of videos on Youtube of her ripping giant farts. Nasty farts. Can you guess who she's voting for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as_XLux4Qp4

Speaking of politics, I think I saw these kids at a McCain / Palin 2008 rally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_jBFbCCleY

Too Deep...

I hadn't ever seen this clip. It's off of an N2DEEP DVD from a couple years back.



Why this clip appeals to my inner soul:
Tom Tom Club intro
We might need to fly to Alaska or Louisiana
"Whaaaa" to the mob boss baby
Grown-ass champagne (Domaine Chandon ~$20)
"That shit almost shot my mother fucking eye out"
N2DEEP'ing'em (aka the bird)


...It's almost been four years since dre died.

Beyonce Makes Me Hard

Kiwl em Giwbert

In case you missed Slam Online's recent interview with Gilbert Arenas, here are some highlights:

...

SLAM: If you had to choose between video games and porn for the rest of your life, which one would you go with?

Gil: Porn.

SLAM: Why?

Gil: Cause I’m a man. Video games is kids stuff.

SLAM: But as far as porn goes, you can get the real thing anytime you want to. There’s no substitution for video games.

Gil: That’s what you think. ‘Real’ men don’t hit it as much, from what I’ve heard. You got a little porn in your life, it’s all there for you. If your woman’s trippin’, bam, you’ve got it.

...

SLAM: Murder, Marry and F*ck. I give you three people and you have to pick one for each.

Gil: Oh, I’ve seen that on 30 Rock. Okay.

SLAM: Alright. Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg and Star Jones. What do you do?

Gil: I’d marry Oprah of course…

SLAM: For the money?

Gil: Yeah. She’s also the cutest one out of those three. I’d f*ck….Whoopi and I’d murder Star Jones cause she has a Rottweiler’s head on a Doberman Pinscher’s body.

SLAM: She does look like a deflated parade float.

Gil: Big bobblehead.

SLAM: Alright. Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama?

Gil: That’s rough. I’d marry Obama….

SLAM: Why is that?

Gil: Cause if she got him this far in the Presidential race, I know she can do wonders for me!

SLAM: I hear that.

Gil: And uh…..I’d f*ck Palin…and who was the other one, Bush?

SLAM: Clinton. Hillary Clinton.

Gil: Yeah, and I’d marry Hillary. I mean I’d kill Hillary. She just looks conniving.

SLAM: Yes! Thank you.

Gil: She’d have you assassinated at any minute. She’s just ready to get in there and push the button.

SLAM: Speaking of politics, it looks like you’ve been replaced on the Obama/Arenas ticket by Joe Biden. How do you feel about that?

Gil: With who?

SLAM: Joe Biden.

Gil: Joe Budden?

SLAM: Joe Biden.

Gil: That’s the problem, I don’t even know who he is.

SLAM: You don’t know who Joe Biden is?

Gil: No.

SLAM: He’s Obama’s running mate.

Gil: That’s what I’m saying. I don’t know who he is. I’m the only Vice President cause I was the original Black President. So when Obama came into office, I said “I’ll slide aside, let him be in command and I’ll be his sidekick.”

SLAM: You’re probably the better backup anway. That way, if anyone kills the Black President, there’s another Black President.

Gil: That’s right. And I’m a wild card.

SLAM: What do you know about Sarah Palin?

Gil: That she’s a female Bush. Retarded. I’m not that into politics, I try to stay away until things get closer. But just from what I can tell she’s a moron. She can’t bullshit yet. As a politician she doesn’t know how to bullshit. She’ll just run around the question. “Who’s better, Kobe or LeBron?” “Well you know D.Wade, he’s been looking nice lately, so those are tough choices.” What the f*ck are you talking about?!

Eff Action

I've been keeping this a secret for a few months now, but seeing that it's all over the internets, I might as well address it. Yes, I'm pretty sure I'm the father of M.I.A.'s belly fetus.

Every night, I turn on a Fuck Action mixtape and concentrate (tug) really hard to doing immoral things with/to miss Maya. I always thought I was being safe, pulling out onto her fedora/Ray Bans, but it looks like some swam though.



I guess the next step is going on Maury and proving the baby is mine. I also have to let her know where to send the child support checks.

Get out your Glade Scented Candles and your hippy crystals and listen to some of these mixtapes. If you become a millionaire, I get 5%.


OG Ron C - Fuck Action 44


1. Keisha Cole - Love 4:59
2. Jamie Foxx - Do What It Do 4:51
3. Mary J. Blige - My Everything 6:20
4. Jagged Edge - Ghetto Girl 5:28
5. Ne-Yo - So Sick 4:23
6. Lil Bit - So Sick Answer 3:58
7. Pussycat Dolls feat. Avant - StickWitU (Remix) 4:05
8. Paul Wall - Girl 5:28
9. Mary J. Blige - Be Without U 4:49
10. Bun B feat. Trey Songz & Mike Jones - Hold U Down 5:06
11. Chamillionaire - Grown & Sexy 4:46
12. Chris Brown - Yo (Excuse Me) 4:28
13. New Ridahz - Special Girl 5:08
14. David Banner feat. Kool Rod Of Wreckin Yard - We Should Be Fuckin 5:25
15. O Gizzle - Speaks 2:10
16. La Toya Luckett - Torn 4:41

OG Ron C - Fuck Action 51

01 Intoxicated - Jovan Dais
02 Trading Places - Usher
03 Take You Down - Chris Brown
04 Customer - Raheem DeVaughn, R.Kelly
05 Stay Tonight - Jovan Dais
06 In This Club - Usher, Beyonce, Lil’ Wayne
07 Please Excuse My Hands - Plies, Jamie Foxx, The Dream
08 Get It - Ray Lavender, T-Pain
09 Neva Nevaland - Lyfe Jennings
10 I’m Coming Home To You Tonight - Jovan Dais
11 The Bizness - Yung Berg
12 Heaven Sent - Keyshia Cole
13 You - Raheem DeVaughn
14 R. K. - R.Kelly
15 Gizzle Moment - O.G. Ron C

OG Ron C - Fuck Action 39

01.Rick James & Teena Marie-Fire & Desire [09:45]
02.Alicia Keys-Secrets [05:45]
03.Anthony Hamilton-Charlene [05:17]
04.Amel Larrieux-For Real [04:31]
05.Nelly & Tim Mcgraw-Its All In My Head [06:02]
06.Teena Marie & Gerald Levert-A Rose By Any Other Name [06:44]
07.New Edition-Leave Me [05:00]
08.Joi-Lick [08:01]
09.Usher, Beyonce, & JD-My Boo (Remix) [04:14]
10.Lil Scrappy & Trillville-Some Cut [04:41]
11.Mariah Carey & Jadakiss-K.I.S.S Me [05:38]
12.Dem Franchise Boyz-When Can We Date [03:00]
13.Ja Rule, R Kelly, & Ashanti-Wonderful [05:32]
14."The Gizzle"-Last Word [01:08]
15.Rick James-Mary Jane [04:36]

OG Ron C - Fuck Action 30

DISC 1

01.Ashanti - Baby [05:23]
02.Avant - Makin Good Love [05:36]
03.B2K - Gots 2 Be [05:09]
04.Amanda Perez - Never [05:11]
05.Tweet - Smokin Cigarettes [05:11]
06.Brandy - Like This [05:36]
07.R Kelly - Naked [03:45]
08.India Arie - Ready For Love [05:22]
09.Unknown - I Swear [05:04]
10.Joe - What If A Woman [05:08]
11.Glenn Lewis - Don't You Forget It [05:03]
12.Ruff Endz - Someone To Love You [06:47]
13.Ashanti - Foolish [04:37]
14.Usher ft P Diddy - I Need A Girl [05:09]
15.OG Ron C - Outro [04:12]

DISC 2

01.OG Ron C - Intro Nice and Slow [05:16]
02.R Kelly ft Sparkle - Be Careful [05:51]
03.Slim Thug, R Kelly - Your Bodys Callin [06:47]
04.Jodeci - Feenin [06:06]
05.Gerald Levert - Thinkin Bout It [08:08]
06.Adina Howard - T Shirt & Panties [06:01]
07.Deborah Cox - Nobodys Supposed To Be Here [05:06]
08.Pressha - Splakaveli [04:21]
09.R Kelly ft Ron Isley - Down Low [06:56]
10.Case ft Joe - Faded Pictures [06:31]
11.Maxwell - Fortunate [06:03]
12.Dave Hollister - Favorite Girl [06:39]
13.Paul Wall - Freestyle [01:35]
14.OG Ron C - Outro (Contagious beat) [02:26]


OG Ron C - Fuck Action 49


01.R. Kelly Tpain T.I. - Im A Flirt [07:19]
02.T-Pain Yung Joc - Buy U A Drink [04:52]
03.Robin Thicke - Lost Without U [05:39]
04.Omarian Usher - Ice Box (Remix) [05:24]
05.Mh - Circle [05:00]
06.Tank - Please Dont Go [04:47]
07.R.Kelly, Usher - Same Girl [05:13]
08.Sammy - Come with Me [04:51]
09.Akon - Dont Matter [06:20]
10.Corinne Bailey Rae - Like A Star [04:53]
11.Eddie Cain - Sex in the City [05:03]
12.Ms.Travoria - Probation [05:23]
13.Lloyd - Get it Shawty [05:20]
14.UGK - Like that [03:19]
15.OG Ron C - Gizzle Moment [01:22]
16.Mr.Kaila - Its Alright [05:15]

OG Ron C - Fuck Action 43
Part 1
Part 2

1. Shanice - Every Woman Dreams 6:16
2. John Legend - So High 6:09
3. Chris Brown - Say Goodbye 4:49
4. Lyfe Fantasia - Hypothetically 5:40
5. T-Pain - In Luv Wit A Stripper 4:31
6. Pretty Ricky - Juice 6:03
7. Ciara - And I 4:31
8. Ginuwine - Whene We Make Love 4:00
9. Avant (Feat. Ying Yang Twins) - Bedroom Boom 6:01
10. Aaron Hall - Your 4:38
11. Toni B - Trippin 4:49
12. Alicia Keys - Unbreakable 4:58
13. 112 - What If 5:07
14. Jamie Foxx - Unpredictable 4:22
15. Nick Cannon - Can I Live 4:59

OG Ron C - Fuck Action 42

01. Marques Houston - Naked
02. Marques Houston - Naked (Ft. Mike Jones) (Remix)
03. Charlie Wilson - Charlie Last Name Wilson
04. R.Kelly - Kickin It With Ur Girlfriend
05. Xscape - So In Love (Exclusive)
06. Trey Songz - Gotta Make It (Ft. Aretha Franklin) (Remix)
07. Ray J - One Wish
08. Gwen Stefani - Luxurious (Ft. Slim Thug) (Remix)
09. Mariah Carey - Shake It Off (Ft. Young Jeezy) (Remix)
10. Trina - Here We Go (Ft. Kelly Rowland)
11. 50 50 Twin - Thinkin Bout Freakin U
12. Keisha Cole - I Shouldve Cheated
13. Juvenile - Rodeo
14. Young Jeezy - Tear It Up
15. Twista - Girl Tonight (Ft. Trey Songz)
16. OG Ron C - The Gizzel
17. H-Town Local - All In All

Junkie Babe in a Dusty Basement

after i finally fall asleep after doing way too much cocaine, i dream:

Lykke Li - Breaking It Up

this is what the coke binge itself is like:

Trick Daddy - I'm a Thug
You'll notice that childrens singing accompanies most of my drug-related experiences. WasteMngmnt luh da kidz.

Gobble Gobble

A generous lover isn't selfish.
A generous lover enjoys giving gobbies as much as recieving.