it's fun to have a little animal you can dress up and take care of until you're sick of it and you can leave it at the pound-- they won't let you do that with a baby which is bullshit. but like, seriously, everyone has a f'ing dog and if you carry around a cat ppl think you're homeless. i want an animal that is like 100% ironic in a modern urban setting, and takes HUGE shits that i totally won't pick up:
Uh Huh Her - Not A Love Song
speaking of huge piles of shit, how awful is that song? mute it and watch the shit out of that mini-horse.
for real though, that little mini horse would totally fit in my loft. and he'd fart on the elevator and get really huge red rockets...
Thursday, December 11, 2008
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I think it's a mini-uni. He'd have rainbow rockets. Jizzing fairy dust and magic. I'd totally catch a unicorn load on my face.
ReplyDeletegreat call.
ReplyDeletei just cleansed my ritalin filled sinuses with two shots of espresso and watched the shit out that filthy animal's horn hot dog poking her bagel
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