Thursday, October 9, 2008

Yoga Guru

Last night I did some seriously introspective soul searching. I've decided I want change the name of my dongle to Yogi, or something else which implies "yoga instructor". I feel this is a good way to market/allude to it's girth and grandure. Besides high fiber diets, what else can you think of that stretches out booties as much as a yoga instructor?

On a side note, there's something else that's been bothering me lately. I always hear girls referring to the love between a weenie and a girl as a "_____ Job". It's not a job, it's a privlige. They should only be so lucky to be graced by the presence.

You can call it a tug joy or maybe a throat joy, but please, never a job.

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