Monday, November 3, 2008

Energy Conservation

Our power companies are always trying to give us advice on how to save energy at home... turn your thermostat to this temperature, do your laundry at this time, buy these light bulbs... but seldom are we offered energy saving advice in areas of our lives that matter. I'm here to help you. I've made it though life cutting corners, flying under the radar and half ass'ing just about everything I do. After all, how are you supposed to stop global warming and save money if you don't have the time or energy?

Problem: After a long night you are ready to be done doing sex but can't come to that end result your lady is looking for...

Energy Saving Tip: Hock a loogie on your hand, remove the meat, throw the loogie on her back, say thank you, take 2 Advil and you're off to sleep. You get to go to bed, her feelings aren't hurt and unnecessary chafing is at a minimum.

I know this isn't the most gentleman'y solution to the problem, remember I am only trying to save you time and energy, if you don't like it talk to Ann Landers.

Next Week: Doing the dishes

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