Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Happy Birthday Elvira!

I'm really glad to see Elvira (originally Vampira) has decided to celebrate her birthday smack-dab in the middle of Beezies & Bankrolls' Vampire Week -- Vampire week would be a good term for the bloody front butt week. The Mistress of the Dark might be one of the sexiest vampires I've laid eyes on.

After watching this I can't stop thinking about her busty deep-dish cleav, her Valley Girl twang only adds more BLOOD to the ragin' cajun in my pants.

I bet her labia are so flawless. I am usually pretty good at sensing droopy batwing inner labes, and I'm not picking up on anything.

If you have any information on 57 year old Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson's junk, email the B&B team, we're dying to know.

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