Monday, September 8, 2008

Planned Parenthood

Down There Song

Planned Parenthood's viral (pun?) campaign to teach kids about their junk.

Here are some of the lyrics:

Beaver
Bunny
Front-Butt
Bushy Catchers Mitt
Easy Bakin' Oven
Hootchie
Hot Pocket
Hoo-Ha
Na-Na
Furry Pink Canoe
He-Ham
Love Log
Ankle Sanker
Dong
Twinkie
Trumpet
Gherkin
Captain Winky
Shlong
Hum-Diddler
Finger-Fiddler
Whamalama-Do
Sergeant Stiffy
Super Soaker
Panty Hamster
Peach
Tinkle Flower
Donut Holder
Chubby
Backyard Treat
Harry Manilow
Sloppy Slappilow
Bing-a-dang-a-doo-ding

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